Thank God For G.O.A.T.

Alright readers, remember this acronym:

G.O.A.T.

-The God of All Texas-

G.O.A.T. is a marvel. G.O.A.T. is a revolutionary. G.O.A.T. is love.

G.O.A.T. is an Austin based southern rock spectacular with some fresh and fantastic ideas for the future of music. He has been spotted getting kicked out of open mic nights around the Boise area in past months. After having heard about several G.O.A.T. sightings around town, usually being described as a "Tall guy with real nasty hair. He played bass and sang a seven minute song about anal sex. They kicked him out." I had to do some research.

Well, I found a picture:



I know, right?

Here's his myspace link: http://www.myspace.com/thegodofalltexas

Please, scope out the music. Subject matter ranges from large nipples, to intercourse with a friend's mother, to the aptly titled "Booger Stew". Believe me, G.O.A.T. is good for the soul.

Now that you've heard the majesty that is G.O.A.T., I know the question you're all dying to ask me.

Open Bar, your exploration into new and exciting musical acts is far ahead of its time. When you share your bounty with your leagues of TGFEB readers, you're sharing the food of love. Why you don't own a major record label is beyond me. I love you.

While that isn't a question, I really am flattered. Thank you. I do appreciate your devotion.

What's that? Oh, you do have a real question now? Alright, shoot.

How many times have you seen this titan of musical innovation live?

Oh, I haven't.


So there it is. If and when the international music community is in a frenzy over The God of All Texas, you can proudly state, "I loved G.O.A.T. before he was big. I read about him on this really cutting edge entertainment blog that I should show you." Just like the big music snob you know you are.

On the other hand, if the whole international frenzy thing doesn't pan out, and G.O.A.T. dies penniless and alone like Van Gogh, at least we all know that thanks to him, Jerry Falwell is somewhere out there turning in his grave.


So, Free Pizza:
Let us imagine that you are the incredibly lucky recipient of one free afternoon with The God of All Texas. What's your itinerary?


Feeding the masses,
Open Bar