Thank God for Fat Girl Songs

It is agreed upon by professionals that music falls under the umbrella of entertainment. I know this because I am a professional and a Juilliard graduate. A special genre of music I have observed and come to appreciate is the delicate art of the fat girl song.

While it may be a time-honored tradition in popular song to objectify women, I've noticed a great disparity in the body types of women being objectified. It's time to be fair and give the hot and heavy ladies of the world their fair share. There have been a handful of chubby-chasing iconoclasts in the music industry that give the fat girls their due. In my painstaking research, I have assembled an adequate, informative list for you, the dedicated Thank God For Entertainment Blog reader.

Fat Girl Songs Sung By Gay Men
It is a historical fact that most fat girl songs are sung by gay men.
1. Fat Bottomed Girls -Queen
2. Big Girl (You Are Beautiful) -Mika
3. Polonaise No. 6 in A flat major, Op. 53, Heronique - Frédéric Chopin

Honorable Mentions
These songs are often mistaken as being fat girl songs, when really, they just emphasize a sizable posterior. The difference is not in the round thing in your face, but rather in the itty bitty waist.
1. Brick House -the Commodores
2. Baby Got Back -Sir Mix-a-Lot
3. Big Ole Butt -LL Cool J

Song That Doesn't Count
Because it sucks.
1. Whole Lotta Rosie -AC/DC

The Best Fat Girl Song
By virtue of its quality and by default, despite the band being fictitious.
1. Big Bottom -Spinal Tap

And with that, I pose a question to my associate, Open Bar:

If you could have a fat girl song written about you, who would perform it, and what would it be called?

Best regards,
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